So I'm sure at some point we have all had phone sex or "sexted" before, but generally people have previously met or at least had "normal" sexual or romantic interactions with the person they are having phone sex with.
NOT MY STYLE!!! Ha ha.
When me and the boyfriend first started talking we had never met. (Thank you Facebook!) Not only had we never met but we figured out we were both kinky freaks about two seconds into talking. (Not that it takes a whole lot of digging to discover such facts about me.)
Needless to say our technologically delivered sex life was fantastically weird right off the bat. We would get each other all hot and bothered via phone and text and then...
What do I want to see?
Now, between me knowing he is a hairstylist and having gone to cosmetology school myself, I naturally push the limits and take a chance by telling him exactly what the fuck I want to see...
That's right folks! I told him to shoot his load right on the face of a mannequin head for me! To me this makes perfect sense, he is 3000 miles away and I want a face full of hot cum, so I pick the next best thing.
I figure he is either gonna do it for me and love it, or think I'm fucking insane and I'll never hear from him again. Lucky for me he did it for me and loved it. This is the beginning of a beautiful thing and my first realization of the fact that mannequins get my little twat dripping wet. And so...
A mannequin fetish is born!
I'm sure there will be future updates including more of our mannequin friends, especially considering we are now in the same place and we can BOTH cover their poor little immobile faces in our juices.
So, as some of you may know, I recently moved to Virginia. (Not exactly Porn Valley.) Naturally, in the midst of running errands for various items for scenes, I feel the need to add comments from the peanut gallery about the items in which I purchase together. (What else makes someone even more uncomfortable than you acknowledging their discomfort? Ha ha.)
Watching the young mans face as he rings this plethora of items up and explaining that he can look for the full explanation online... PRICELESS!
Yes, folks! I have officially begun mortifying the city of Manassas. I'm sure more debauchery is to come! Somehow it still doesn't compare to my second night here when I got belligerently drunk going shot for shot with my boyfriends father and said to the girl walking out of the bar with her baby "Don't worry sweetie, I wont hurt you, my fist is still smaller than your baby!"
In anticipation of my new scenes, the boyfriend suggested that I post a little morning teaser for everyone this morning! Although I procrastinated and its now afternoon (Ha ha) Here it is... My sweet and sticky morning surprise! Xoxo